HIGH CAFFEINE CONTENT: Consume
responsibly. Do not read this if you are pregnant, lactating or for
persons sensitive to caffeine.
If you are a working person, especially
in an office, there is a strong chance that you ingest caffeine. It
pays your bills, puts food on the table and solves problems.
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There is always fake news flying
around about how horrific coffee/ caffeine is for you. Chances are if you are
reading this, you are that someone it got sent to. Ignore those
people. You don't need that time of negativity in your life.
Eetrite 600ml French Press/
Plunger:
I bought this plunger on special at
PnP. (Online at Takealot.com)
I do already have a 6 cup one but since I'm the only one drinking it
seems like a whole lot. This is a super ideal size to keep at work.
It's enough to share with a work friend and not too much to drink all
by yourself.
Life Hack: Light roast has more
caffeine. This is also the ideal way to cold brew coffee.
Seattle Coffee Company's Double
Short Latte:
There are a lot of little and big
coffee houses/ shops but this is my tried and tested favourite. The
Double short has the biggest bang for you buck and can also be
ordered with soy milk. Bonus is that after the 10 cup you get a free
coffee.
Life hack: They also have the best
short bread among other food items.
McNabs Supercharge Energy Drink:
This is unlike any other energy drink
on the market. It is delicious and it does not make me want to murder
innocent people. With some drinks it's like the caffeine release is
immediate. This has a slower release. It was even included in Fit
Girl's Fit Kit.
It's vegan, no weird unidentifiable
ingredients AND made in South Africa because it's owned by South
Africans.
Life hack: This drink is also available
in Lite BUT I have never seen any . . . 👽📐 Illuminati
confirmed?
Because my husband knows I need to be
caffeinated to be human, he actually picked this up at a petrol
station for me. I had zero expectations. Wow wow wow. I love this! I
need a strong start to the day and this came through for me. I though
I would have to caffeinate later in the day but I don't think anyone
would believe me if I told them I only started feeling tired at
16:00. YASSS I WANT MORE.
McNabs Supercharge Energy Shot:
Do you like that mass produced pink
brand of syrup? I use to too. I don't feel like when I was drinking
that that I was caffeinating responsibly. I was finishing 500ml
bottles without blinking. I had to rehab myself. So instead I opted
for a healthier, more measured option.
I especially use this to kick that
afternoon slump. You know when 15:00 and your will to work wears
thinner than your fake laugh at your boss' joke.
Available in 3 flavours but I only ever
find Guarana Berry. (Who must I complain to? Still Illuminati? 👽📐)
CAUTION: Entering NON CAFFEINATED
area
McNabs Supercharge Energy Tabs:
UHG more McNab's products?! Yes! This is
the one company I feel okay to recommend every product. I feel like I
needed items for energy without (DUN. DUN. DUUUUUUUUN!) caffeine.
Some days and with some products, you can't layer caffeine. It makes
you feel worse. This is why this product is great because unlike
caffeine, it won't dehydrate you and helps with stress management
because of all the B-Vitamins.
Freshpak Energising Rooibos and
Ginseng Tea:
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| I had to use Dischem's Product Pic because I put my tea in a glass jar. |
The only place online to buy is seems
to be Dischem but I have bought at PnP and have seen at Checkers. I
think the true secret of this tea lays in the ginkgo bioloba. This is
a natural blood thinning agent. The theory is that blood carries more
oxygen when it thinner making you feel more awake and alert. The last
few times I had to be careful because of the dry weather my nose is
more likely to bleed. Even after a cup of tea in the morning, it
flows like a river and takes a while to stop. There are also warnings
that if you do take Ginkgo Bioloba as a supplement (Vital has that
kind of supplement marketed towards concentration) that you should not
donate blood.
Now let's laugh in the face of people
who says drinking water gives them energy.
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